date someone who uses their turn signal

oh so i guess thats why no one likes me

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im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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diamonds are just coal that dealt with stress well

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May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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